1. Love at first sight...
a. Happens all the time.
b. Is an unusual occurrence that can feel magical if it's mutual.
c. Is nonsense. Lust at first sight, yes - but love it ain't.
2. Your sister says she's met her soulmate, and insists that she and her boyfriend were "meant to be". What do you think?
a. It's fate. They were born to be together, and they were always meant to meet.
b. You're delighted that they're madly in love - it gives you hope for your own lovelife!
c. You worry about her. If she thinks this guy is the one and only man for her, she'll be totally destroyed when they break up.
3. You recently started seeing someone and you want to woo them with a gift. You...
a. Text them: "you, passport , St Pancras, 5.30 sharp" and whisk them off for a weekend in Paris that's cost you more than you earn in a month.
b. Buy a DVD box set of their favourite telly programme and leave it in their fridge.
c. Scrap the idea immediately. Buying gifts makes you look needy.
4. Where would you most like to have dinner with a new date?
a. In a pod on the London Eye.
b. A posh candle-lit restaurant.
c. The local curry house.
5. What does "romance" mean to you?
a. It's a celebration of fate bringing two souls together.
b. Candles and champagne. Ideally followed by lots of sex.
c. Barbara Cartland trash for gullible saddoes.
6. Your first kiss...
a. Will stay in your memory forever. You often wonder what that person is doing now, and how often they think of you.
b. Was rubbish, but you were both 11 at the time.
c. Must have happened at some point.
7. When a relationship ends, what do you do with all the ticket stubs, letters and token gifts that remind you of your ex?
a. You keep them in a special box, never to be thrown away.
b. You keep a few ticket stubs that remind you of fun times, and chuck the rest away.
c. You threw them all away long before you split. Why keep a ticket stub after the concert? It's just a bit of paper.
8. One day you find a lost Scrabble letter in the street. It's the letter "L". You think...
a. Hm, not sure I'd like my true love to be called Laurence, but it must be a sign...
b. You used to love playing Scrabble with your ex.
c. A litterbug Scrabble player, whatever next?
9. Which song makes you think of your ex?
a. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
b. Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye.
c. Love In An Elevator by Aerosmith.