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8th November 2009, 12:28 AM
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Worlds funniest joke.
according to Readers Digest & following the UK entry.
The World's Funniest Joke: A well-dressed man from Stockholm on a hunting trip takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field and the farmer claims it. Since both want the bird, the farmer suggests settling it the old-fashioned way: with a hick-kick. “I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me,” he explains. “Whoever screams the least gets the duck.” The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man's privates. He collapses to the ground. When he finally manages to stand, he gasps, “My turn.” “Nah,” says the farmer, turning away. “You can keep the duck.” The UK Entry: “About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather's back with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.” 
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8th November 2009, 02:26 AM
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Lol.
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8th November 2009, 01:25 PM
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Location: Not far from the t.v ......
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Lol .. it's the way you tell 'em ..
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