In a nutshell. LOL

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'Gordon Brown told us weeks ago that we had only 50 days to save the planet'
So that's it, then, we're all doomed. The chances of a new deal on 'climate change' at Copenhagen appear to be dead in the water, marooned like an albatross in an oil slick.
Better start laying in supplies of baked beans and bottled water, since environmental armageddon must surely follow.
Gordon Brown told us weeks ago that we had only 50 days to save the planet.
Failure to reach a legally-binding global agreement to cut carbon emissions would mean the end of the world.
By that reckoning, we've got about a fortnight before the Earth turns to molten lava and we're eaten by marauding packs of polar bears, floating into town on what's left of the ice caps.
Think I'm exaggerating? Only this week, a former deputy mayor of London warned that we were all going to die in our sleep because police were advising householders to leave a light on at night to deter burglars.
Jenny Jones, from the Monster Raving Green Party, is demanding an urgent meeting with Met chief Sir Paul Stephenson, insisting that he stops encouraging home-owners to install motion-sensing security lights.
'The Met simply does not get climate change,' she wailed. 'They need a basic education in these issues before we all drown in our beds.'
Clearly, this is a woman in need of psychiatric help. She's like that nutter with the sandwich board who used to stand outside McDonald's in Oxford Street shouting at shoppers about the impending apocalypse


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