Age: 23
From: Formally Iran, moved to the UK as a child
Occupation: Events organiser
Siavash grew up in Iran but moved to the UK when he was a child. He lives with his mum but mostly stays with friends. He has never paid a rent bill in his life.
Siavash dropped out of studying fashion at university, saying he hated it because he was surrounded by people without money. He is a slave to fashion and says that clothes define the individual. He is currently waiting for his big break to become a stylist, stating that he is going to be the biggest designer ever as he ‘knows how to do stuff’.
Siavash admits that his friends pay for everything - he will only go out if someone else has paid for the table. Similarly he says he doesn’t pay for clothes because his friends are designers. He is sure he will be a millionaire in ten years time.
His biggest regret in life is not having a bigger penis. One of his bad habits is that he blows bubbles with his spit. In the future he would like to be married and adopt some children because there is no point having any of your own because so many are homeless. If he could make a law it would be for ugly people not to be allowed to have children.
