CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE
Certificate: 12A
Running time: 105 mins
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, Demi Moore, Bernie
Mac, Crispin Glover, Robert Patrick
The trailer for Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is an unrelenting
aural and visual assault. Its stroboscopic editing and deafening
soundtrack is both exhilarating and exhausting. But unlike usual
trailers, which offer highlights and a brief synopsis condensed
into two minutes, rarely reflecting the film itself, the trailer
for Full Throttle is exactly like the full length version. In fact
any two-minute sequence cut out would have served equally well.
If the Academy awarded an Oscar for loudest film, then Full Throttle
would be a lock. The music and sound effects are so earsplitting
they often drown out the dialogue, but as nothing of any significance
is ever said, it doesn't matter. In a film tailor made for the ADD
generation, the only thing of importance to director McG is to keep
things moving so fast there's no chance of getting bored. With his
background in music videos and commercials, it's something he successfully
achieves and with no little style. While 'noisy' is certainly one word to describe Full Throttle another
is 'fun'. From its opening scene, with the three Angels taking on
a band of Mongolian outlaws, any pretence at plausibility or sense
is immediately discounted. It plays by its own rules, with rule number
one being 'anything goes' as it jokingly spoofs the far-fetched stunts
and fight sequences performed more seriously, though not less convincingly,
in other Hollywood fare. At the centre of all this hyperactive hoopla are the three returning
Angels, Natalie (Cameron Diaz), Dylan (Drew Barrymore) and Alex (Lucy
Liu). Three Angels changing costume once a minute for more than an
hour and half adds up to a lot of outfits, but given their skimpiness,
all could have been cut from one handkerchief with enough left over
for the wardrobe of ex-Angel turned baddie Madison Lee (Demi Moore). Another ex-Angel shows up when Jacylyn Smith puts in a cameo appearance,
as do John Cleese and singer Pink, and a few familiar faces from
the original reappear, though Bill Murray isn't one of them. His
comic role has been passed on to Bernie Mac who is more than adequate
cover playing Bosley's brother. As its title suggests, Full Throttle puts its foot to the floor
and never lets up. Put your ear plugs in, fasten your seat belt and
enjoy the ride which is sexy, funny and dumb, but goes at such a
lick you whiz straight past guilty pleasure without even noticing. Rating: 07/10
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