Tiscali Scambusters

YOUR FULLNAME.......................................... ........
YOUR FULL CURRENTADDRESS..................
HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER:..................................
OFFICE NUMBER:........................................... .
YOUR OCCUPATIONS....................................... .......
YOUR CITY AND COUNTRY........................................... .
SEX............................................... .
AGE............................................... .

Please Send the information immediately if you are not coming here in person,Then I will meet the Courier Service Company to confirm what it will cost to deliver the parcel to you.

Thanks and Remain Blessed.
MR Wilson Bolaji Secretary General

Our reply

Here are my details as requested;
YOUR FULLNAME...Lord Cuthbert Buster
YOUR FULL CURRENTADDRESS...Mayfair House, Soho, London NG1 5TH
HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER:.+44******8813
OFFICE NUMBER:..+4487*******4
YOUR OCCUPATIONS.Lord Mayor of London
YOUR CITY AND COUNTRY..London, England
SEX.Yes
AGE.64

As much as I would love to visit your amazing country, I can't actually be bothered, so please send the money in a diplomatic pouch or better still, by recorded delivery or carrier pigeon.

Regards and diplomacy at all times, except Tuesdays
Lord Cuthbert Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear Friend Lord Cuthbert Buster,

I received your mail regarding how to mail your Cashier Bank Draft to you. Well, Since you cannot come down here in person to pick up this Bank Draft that means we will use Diplomatic Courier Service to Deliver the package to your nominated mailing address. I have meet the Global Basic Courier Service Company that will deliver the parcel to your home address. They said they will deliver the parcel to you within 48 to 72 hours after the delivering fee is paid. They need the delivery fee,The sum of $350.00. You can send me the delivery fee Via Western union money transfer to enable me Register the parcel today for urgent delivering.So that you will receive it immediately.Send the 跾 via Western Union with this information below.

RECEIVER NAME: AMECHI DAVID OBELUO
ADDRESS: COTONOU
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUBLIC
TEST QUESTION: WHAT COLOUR
ANSWER: WHITE

Don't fail to send me the western union payment informations such as SENDER NAME/ MTCN/ I need it immediately you make the payment of $350.00 I am waiting to receive the mailing fee $350.00

Thanks and Remain Blessed.
MR Wilson Bolaji

Our reply

Dear Mr Wilson Bolaji
And I thought postage was expensive in the UK, however I will wire the money tomorrow morning, straight after my cornflakes and once Lady Buster has completed the Times crossword.
I gather the $350 is US dollars and not Bank of Monopoly?
Regards and recorded deliveries
Lord Cuthbert Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear Lord Cuthbert Buster,

Your email was well received and content therein are noted.Thanks for your mail.But Mr Lord Cuthbert Buster, make sure you wire the money tomorrow morning because i want every thing to be conclude before weekend.Thanks and God bless you as awaiting to hear from you as you promised. Regards Wilson Bolaji.

Dear friend Lord Buster,
Good day, i am writing to resend you the information so that you can,t make any mistake.Mr Lord Buster, make sure you wire the money today so that before weekend every thing will be conclude because i don,t want us to wast too much time on this ok.Below is the information again.

RECEIVER NAME: AMECHI DAVID OBELUO
ADDRESS: COTONOU
COUNTRY: BENIN REPUBLIC
TEST QUESTION: WHAT COLOUR
ANSWER: WHITE

Don't fail to send me the western union payment informations such as SENDER NAME/ MTCN/ I need it immediately you make the payment of $350.00 So i am waiting for you to send the western union payment information today immediately you receive this mail.

Thanks and bless you,
MR Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson,
As promised, I've had my cornflakes, but Lady Buster is stuck on 17 down. As soon as she's worked out what the answer is, I'll go to the bank and conduct this transfusion, sending you the $350.
Regards and cyptic clues
Lord C Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear friend Lord Buster,

I have received your mail and my question is this,when or what time will Lady Buster worked out?And which day are you going to send the money because like i told you before we don,t need to waste a lot of time on this deal. Mr Lord Buster,try as possible as you can and make the payment any moment from now so that before weeked your bank draft will be delivered to you without delay. And you can call me directly with my line immediately you make the payment +229-9370-7964.

Regards
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson Bolaji
Lady Buster has now 'worked out' the cyptic clue and is ready to depart. We're heading off to the bank soon, but have to wait for Jeeves to bring the rolls around to the front of the house. Personally I prefer sandwiches, but as Jeeves explained, the baker only had rolls left when he went down the high steet at lunchtime.
I'll transfer the $350 by close of play today.
Regards and bakers dozens
Lord Cuthbert Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear frined Lord Buster,
Ok i am waiting to receive it as soon as possible.
Regards
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson

The $350 was transferred yesterday at 5pm. A very pleasant chap at the bank has given me a receipt for the payment and explained that it will be with you today.

In the meantime, could you pay the postage costs and get the package to me as soon as possible. This is due to Lady Buster wanting to book an appointment at the beauty centre, which will cost in excess of £100,000, mainly due to the fact that she is extremely ugly and requires a lot of work to bring her up to scratch.

Regards and liposuction
Lord Cuthbert Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Your email was well received this morning and content are not well understand.Are you going to send the money today or not lets me?
Regards
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson

To extradite this issue as a matter of urgency, I would envisage the sum in question being accumulated into your method of withdrawal as a subterfuge of collateral insignificance. Therefore, my involuntary knowledge of the matter in hand can only be transacted by the lateral thoughts of oneself in a dignitary conclusive summary of the local events thereby pertaining from this transfusion.
Sorry for any confusion that my previous email may have caused.

Regards
Lord Cuthbert Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear friend Lord Buster,
I have received your mail but one question i want to ask you is this, are you going to make the payment or not?Lets me know.
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson
The payment was made yesterday as requested.
Regards
Lord Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear friend Lord Buster,
I have received your email this evening but i didn,t see payment information.Send me the western union payment information such as sender name and MTCN i need it for easier collection so that before Monday next week you have your bank draft.
Regard
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson
The Sender name is: Lord Cuthbert Buster
MTCN is Color = White
Please collect the money today so that you can send the package as soon as possible as Lady Buster is becoming agitated and her legs are swelling up!
Regards and painful swellings
C Buster.

Wilson Bolaji

Dear friend Lord Buster,

I received your email. Please if you wire the $350.00 Kindly send me the MTCN Control number, It is ten digits. Senders Name,Questions and answers to enable me Pick it up at Western Union because Without this Informations I could not Pick it. So I need all these informations to Pick the fees at Western Union Here.

Thanks and God bless you
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson
Goodness, this is a right old kafuffle isn't it?
Right, the MTCN number is 10009565671
Question is: Who won the FA cup in 2005?
Answer: Tiscali United
Hope this enables you to pick up the money.
Regards and codes etc
Lord Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear friend Lord Buster,
I have received your email but the MTCN Control number suppose to be ten digits number while you send 11 numbers why?If you know you real send the money send me the correct information.
Regards
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson
I'm very sorry, but the number had an extra '1' on the end, mainly due to Lady Buster nudging me while I was typing my previous communication you. I have spoken to her quite sternly and she is now in the process of packing her bags and heading off to stay with the Mother in law for a few days. So, not all bad I guess.
Anyway, the correct number is: 1000956567
Regards and miscalculations
Lord Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear friend Lord Buster,
I went to western union to pick up the money and they told me that they don,t have any money sent with the information you gave me.Please verify the payment information to know where you are making mistake because they already told me that you didn,t send any money.
Regards
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson
The bank has informed me that the money was sent. What problem are you encountering?
Regards and dubious transactions
Lord Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear friend Lord Buster,

I have received your email and content therein are noted.Please Mr Lord Buster,i want you to ask the bank to give you the control so that i can be able to pick up the money in western union because i can not pick up the money without control number.So i am waiting for your urgent response.

Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson

I have requested control of my bank, however, they were not impressed with my attempt at a hostile takeover bid. I think, to make matters easier for both of us, I should cancel the Western Union payment and simply send you some luncheon vouchers to cover the cost of the $350 transaction.

Please email me with your address as soon as possible as Lady Buster is getting in a right old two and eight over all of this.
Regards
Lord C Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear Lord C Buster ,

Thanks for your urgent respond and the content is well understood, ok Since the western union did not grant your request, You will go and make the payment through moneygram to able me receive it and deliver your bank draft to your nominated house address with out any much delay because even i my self is worried what was going on since, Secondly, I want us to finalise the transaction this week.

Thanks and God bless you as am waiting for your urgent respond.
Mr Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson

Although I've often sent stripograms, I've never sent a moneygram before. How would I do this and where do I send it? Shirley it would be better if I simply popped something in the post to you. Please forward me your full name and address, including your post code.

Regards and lapdances
Lord C Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear Lord C Buster.

Good morning sir, I got your mail this morning in receipt of the needed $350 to complete your transaction, Sir, I don't buy sending gift as you said because it will take me long time to sale whatever you may send to me here.Beside because I am not in a business sension I will not sale it well here. Listen MONEYGRAM and WESTERN UNION is all the same. What you need to do now is this, Arrange this $350 and go to MONEYGRAM office there in your city tell them you want to send the $350 to Cotonou Benin Republic then issue them the money with this information below.

RECEIVER NAME----------------AMECHI DAVID OBELUO
COUNTRY---------------BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY------------------COTONOU

Sir, Once you provide the $350 with this informations they will wire the money to me and issue you the payment SLIP which you will scan and send to me dawn here to pick up the $350.

Just follow as I instructed you.
Looking forward to receive the MONEYGRAM payment SLIP.
Thanks
WILSON BOLAJI

Our reply

Dear Wilson
Who is AMECHI DAVID OBELUO?
I'm concerned that someone may have intercepted our emails and is changing names to collect the $350 that I'm trying to send to you.
I'm not sure that this is a safe way to communicate anymore and feel it would be in our best interests if I jumped on a plane and came straight over to see you in person and finalise this deal?
Regards and big birds across the water
Lord C Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Dear Lord Buster;

your email was well received this morning and content are noted.Amechi David Obeluo is the Chief Protocol Officer in our office.He is the Cashier.Mr Lord Buster don,t send the money with any other name accept Amechi David Obeluo because he is the only person that you will use send it ok.So i am waiting for payment information as soon as possible.

Regards
Wilson Bolaji.

Our reply

Dear Wilson
I'm pleased to learn that there isn't a problem with email interception and possible scamming going on here.
Shall I fly over to you and hand the money over to Amechi David Obeluo, the Chief Protocol Officer as we're not having much luck with the transfer?
Regards and moneyback guarantees
Lord C Buster

Wilson Bolaji

Hello Dear Lord Buster,

Good day, How are you today? I am writing to inform you that I have Paid the fee for your Cheque Draft. And I went to the bank to confirm if the Cheque has expired or getting near to expire and Mr.Ahmed Zafa the Director of Financial Trust Bank told me that before the cheque will get to your hand that it will expire. So I told him to cash the $800.000 UNITED STATES DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid losting this funds.However, all the necessary arrangement of delivering the $800.000.000 UNITED STATES DOLLARS in cash was made with global trust courier company here in Cotonou Benin Republic,

Mr.Ahmed Zafa the Director of Financial Trust Bank Cotonou have to package the sum of $800.000 in cash for me. Then he also agreed to help me to Register the Consignment with global trust courier company. Infact I thank God very much for all the movement I made, every thing goes normally. As for our agreement with the global trust courier company they promised that your consignment will leave this Country on monday next week,But the Director of the global trust courier company said that they need your contacts informations to able them meet up with you immediately the Diplomat Agent arrived to your Country. Please write a letter of application to the given address below.

ATTN: DR.Fred Ifeh
TEl: +229-9323-4986
EMAIL:globaltrustcouriercompany4@yahoo.co.uk
Please, Send them your contacts information to able them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX .This is what they need from you.

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS.
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE.
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE

Please make sure you send this needed info?s to the Director general of global trust courier company Dr.Fred Ifeh with the address given to you. Note.global trust courier don't know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a BOX of an Africa cloths. They don't know it contents money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. don't let them know that is money that is in that Box.

I am waiting for your urgent response. You can even call the Director of global trust courier company with this line:+229-9323-4986
Thanks and Remain Blessed.

Mr.Wilson Bolaji.
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Our reply

Dear Fred
You are currently holding a box for Mr.Wilson Bolaji which doesn't contain $800,000, just some old clothes that I intend to sell at a carboot sale. Please send me the box as soon as possible.

Name: Lord Cuthbert Buster Address: Mayfair House, Soho, London NG12 3RT, England Tel: 087******13 Picture enclosed as requested.

Regards and fancydress
Lord C Buster

Fred Ifeh

ATTN; LORD CUTHBERT BUSTER,

WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR REPLY IN RESPECT OF YOUR PACKAGE BOX THAT WAS DEPOSITED HERE.HOWEVER,YOU ARE ADVISE TO SEND US OUR KEEPING FEES FOR SECURITY COMPANY WHICH IS $250.00. AS SOON AS WE CONFIRM THE PAYMENT OF $250.00 AND YOUR DELIVERING ADDRESS WE WILL MAKE SURE WE SEND THE BOX TO YOUR NOMINATED ADDRESS. WITHIN 24 TO 48 HOURS

YOUR OFFICIAL KEEPING PACKAGE IS: $150.00
COVERAGE PAPERS :$100.00
TOTAL: $250.00
Plesae comfirm the information details below,to avoid delivery to wrong person,

NAME- Lord Cuthbert Buster
ADDRES. Mayfair House, Soho, London NG12 3RT, England CITY;London;
BEAR IT IN MIND THAT WITHOUT OUR KEEPING BOX THIS PIN AND TAC WILL NOT GIVE TO YOU AND I THINK WE HAVE TRIE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO COMPLY OVER THIS ISSUE.SO SEND US THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE OUR DIPLOMATIC AGENT LOCATE YOUR ADDRESS AND DELIVER YOUR BOX TO YOUR DOOR STEP THIS WEEK OR IT WILL DIVERT TO FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TREASURY.

I WILL GIVE YOU NAME OF THE PROTOCAL OFFICER FOR THE WESTERN UNION WHEN YOU ARE READY TO MAKE THE PAYMENT.WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.PLS CALL IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM +229-9323-4986,

YOURS FAITHFULLY.
DR FRED IFEH,
DIRECTOR OF GLOBAL TRUST COURIER COMPANY,
BENIN REPUBLIC OF WEST AFRICA,
PHONE:+229-9323-4986,.

Our reply

Dear Fred

After running a search on the Internet for your company, I came across this page; Nigerian money laundering which says you are a money laundering organisation?

I'm very concerned that by sending you money, you will wash it or even worse, take it to a launderette and use a non-bio product on it.

I would prefer to fly over and give you the money in person as I'm not very keen on handling money that has been washed, soaked, rinsed or has had conditioner added to it.

Regards and twintubs
Lord C Buster

THE END

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