Tiscali Scambusters

I'm dying, here's my money

We've received an email from Sister Elizabeth Bamba, who's husband died leaving a small fortune. Elizabeth hasn't got long to live and wants to leave her money to a church for charitable reasons. While this rather sick attempt to scam us is in very poor taste, we'll lead her on and see where this goes.

Sister Elizabeth

From. Sister Elizabeth Bamba
Dearest In The Lord,

I know that this mail maybe of a surprise to you and i will be highly appreciated to have your positive response Through My Private Email Adress madamelizabeth_forgod2007@yahoo.co.uk

I am the above named person from Sierra Leone. I am married to Mr. Maswell Bamba who worked with Sierra Leone. Embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before his died in the year 2003. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $3.5Million (three.five Million U.S. Dollars)in the Security Company here in Abidjan,and adviced me that he used my name as the next of kin and that the security company officials does noty know the real content of the trunk box because he comorflage it as (FAMILY VALUABLES AND TREASURES) it is still with the Security Company . Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way Iam going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that,Blessed is the hand that giveth, Itook the is decision because I don?t have any child that will inherit this money and I don't want my husband?s efforts to be in vain. I don?t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.

This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace and i know with this development With God all things are possible. As soon as Ireceive your reply I shall give you the contact of the security company here in Abidjan.I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.Contact me on the above e_mail address for more informations, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Sister Elizabeth Bamba

Our reply

Dear Sister
How can I be of further assistance in this matter?
Regards
Rev. C Buster

Sister Elizabeth

Dearest in christ Rev. C Buster,
My warm greetings to you in the name of our lord jesus christ.I am very very overwhelmed to receive your mail this morning concerning your interest over the work of God and for this fund which i am entrusting in your hand for the propagation of the word of God.Realy to meet you towards this divine entrustment was my often prayers for God to provide me someone who will not betray or disappoint me in this vow which i made to him.

Loads of quotes from the bible etc etc etc

I want you to forward to me your contact informations to enable me swear inn an affidavit on your name from the Fedral Ministry of Justice to declare whole heartedly that i have made you the beneficiary to my inheritance in the Assistance 2000 Security Company here in C.I,so that even if i am no more you shall continue from there to request the Security Company to release the consignment to you without any confrontation from any body.
The informations are as follows;
1.Your full name
2.Your ministry contact address and
3.Phone and fax number.
Immediately i received these informations the certificate of deposit issued to my late husband on the first day of deposit with the affidavit shall be forwarded to you for you to contact the Security Company to confirm the existence of this Consignment and you request them to make the shippment to you in your country as the new beneficiary appointed by me.
Bear in mind that you will not receive any communication from me incase if the sister nurse who devoted her time to help me in typing this messages to you is in her off duty. You can also reach the hospital where i am bedridden with the bellow address;
Chu De Treichville Hospital Abidjan Cote d'ivoire
Email; chutreichhospital@yahoo.fr
Doctor.DR.GREY.
Please,remember to put me in your daily prayers for God's healing.
Thanks and God bless you.
Yours Madam Elizabeth Bamba.

Our reply

Dear Sister
Before we proceed any further, I must ask you what religion you are? This is due to me being unable to assist anyone that isn't a member of the 'Holy church of webmail'. Our diocees prohibits us communicating with and helping anyone who is not a member of our worldwide congregation. If you wish to join our order, it would speed up any dealings that we may undertake with you now and in the future. In the interim, I have sent the information you have requested.
1. Rev. Father C Buster 2. Parochial House, Craggy Island, Ireland 3. Tel: 08712118813 You are of course in my daily prayers.
Regards
Father Rev. C Buster

Sister Elizabeth

Sister Elizabeth
Dearest in christ Father Rev. C Buster. Greetings to you in the name of our almighty God.I have read your letter,and I am satisfied with your assurance to appropriate this fund to the glory of God.Your letter alone has convinced me,and I have no regret over this entrustment,because the Good Lord who has choosen you for this will direct your steps. I pray that the Almighty God will be your strenght and grant you more wisdom to handle this for the expanssion of his kingdom.I have instructed the sister nurse this morning to go and repressent me to submit your details to the Federal Ministry of Justice to swear on oath an affidavit that will legally and officially approve you the next of kin to this fund. I will send you the affidavit with the certificate of deposit of this Trunk Box that contains the fund,after the legal processes is been concluded by monday as the ministry promised. Dear i attach the photo of me and my late husband when he is alive. Please remember me in your daily prayers.
Thanks and God bless you,
Madam Elizabeth Bamba.

Our reply

Dear Madam Elizabeth
Before we proceed any further, I must inform you that this church cannot assist anyone who is not a member of our congregation. We have a worldwide following and often assist those in need, such as your good self, however I must stress that our assistance is only available to members. I am sending you an application form to join our church, which should be completed in full and returned as soon as possible. Once we have registered you as a member of the church of holy webmail, we will be able to assist you further, ensuring the funds are moved and dealt with to your instructions.
Regards
Rev. Buster.

Sister Elizabeth

I HQVE GONE THROUGH YOUR MAIL. DO FORGET ABOUT IT BECAUSE I HAVE ALSO RECEIVED THIS PEOPLE BEFORE THEY ARE GUY MEN OF YOUR TYPE.
THANKS.

THE END

Well, she's not going to fall for our anti-scam, so on to our next scammer...