Tiscali Scambusters

Our reply

Edward Saka

Thanks for your mail,interest and number provided.I will call you shortly. I am very glad for your quick reply and this shows that we can work together to actualize this claim in a very short time for the transaction which I introduced to you is real and I will perfect everything as a lawyer and make you heir to the inheritance provided that you will give me your maximun corporation by keeping this transaction to yourself alone. As a lawyer to the deceased I want you to understand that all underground works needed to actualize this claim has been concluded and I will use my contact and connection in the bank to make you a bonafide true next of kin to the deceased. I will be assisting you as we progress to ensure that you do not make mistakes that might lead to the cancellation of the transaction.

Meanwhile as soon as I receive your address I will prepare the application and send to you to fill and submit to the deceased bank to enable the Directors of the bank to approve the payment on your favor. Note that this transaction starts the moment your information is submitted to the bank as the information of the Next of Kin to their deceased customer.Everything has been put into place and the transaction is 100% risk free and will be finished within 7-14 bank working days after the application is tendered to the bank as next of kin to the deceased, putting claim over his balance with the bank.

I will expect you to keep this transaction very confidential and top secret as we do not know whom our enemies may be. Your immediate reply will be highly appreciated, while receiving message from you I will then prepare the text of application, which will be sent to you for you to fill and submit to the deceased bank for approval and payment into your nominated bank account.

But the most important thing I need from you before we proceed on this business is to assure me that you will not betray me when this money enters into your account. And you should also promise me that you would not expose this business to anybody else.You can always contact me through this email address.

You can find attached my international passport,the pictures of the deceased for your perusal. Please I want you to always send me messages through this email address only: barrister_edwardsaka001@yahoo.co.uk

Our reply

We are gathered here today in the sight of this transaction.
I'm pleased to hear that this transfusion is 100% risk free as I have previously been involved in some dodgy deals, namely with football managers, which involved service stations, brown paper bags and rather large sums of money.

Confidentiality is my middle name, so there will be no problems there, although I'm concerned about our enemies, whoever they may be. My pain threshold is quite low, so if there is any form of torture to be involved in this transfusion, I may not be your man.
Betrayal is not in my vocabulary, therefore you will not hear me mention it again. In fact I had to ask my secretary to type betrayal as I can't even write the word! (She just typed it again for me there)

Anyway, here are my details as requested;
Lord Cuthbert Confidentiality Buster
Mayfair House
Soho
London
NG12 8TH
Regards and confidentiality at all times
Cuthbert

Edward Saka

Thanks for your mail and the information provided.Do not worry for I have thought about the legal implications before contacting you for this transaction.I just finished working on the application.

Loads of blah blah blah...

Please for no reason should you let the cat out of the bag by telling any body in the bank that I Saka is involved in this transfer of us25m ok.

Loads more blah blah blah...

TEXT OF APPLICATION
Mr. .....................................................
Full address.............................................
Telephone and Fax number....................
E-mail :............................................
Date of birth.......................................
Sex.................................................
Occupation:.........................................

ECO BANK LOME TOGO LOME TOGO WEST AFRICA ATTN:MR. MARCEL MOJO Tel/Fax +228 222 9468 EMAIL:eco_banquelt_tg@yahoo.com

Dear Sir,
I,M ..........,of..............humbly applies to this bank today......................as the next of kin to your deceased customer Sir Richard.I humbly apply putting claim over his balance with this bank valued at us25 Million usd in account number,$1425520004/eco/t. I wish my application will be given an urgent attention as I hope this balance be released and re-transfered into my account as stated below:

Bank account cordinates..................
Bank name.......................................
Account number...............................
Swift Code........................................
Aba routing code...( fill if availanble)
Beneficiary.......................................

The above amount / money was deposited in your bank by Sir Richard and I am his cousin and named next of kin.

I wish as the heir apparent to claim and instruct that the above-mentioned amount be transferred into my nominated account as shown above.
Please accept this late application as it was due to family logistics problems consequent upon his funeral rights, I hope you will understand and expedite action.
Thanks for your anticipated co- operation.

Our reply

I have completed the attached form and returned it as requested by Barrister Edward Saka, who doesn't wish to be known to you and so you should therefore ignore the fact that I've just mentioned him as I don't want to get him into trouble.

Ah, hold on, one problem here. I've just signed the form, but when I scroll up and down the screen on my PC, the signature stays at the bottom of my monitor.

Just off the phone to our IT department, who have informed me that I have actually signed the PC monitor, so I'll have to package it up and send that through the post to you.

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